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My middle school obsession came home with me

And broke something.

Jul 24 •

and

If you don’t know anything about love, neither does ChatGPT

Even though Craig Conover thinks it does.

Jul 17 •

I’m really, truly not in love with my male best friend

Even though we met on Tinder.

Jul 10 •

and

There's no one I won't go on a date with

An essay on dating from Marlowe Granados.

Jul 3 •

and

Marlowe Granados

June 2025

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